We make drinks at the threshold between mortal and divine.

Mineral-rich spring water from Victorian sources. Functional calm with saffron and L-theanine. Both in infinitely recyclable aluminum. Both for those who understand: purity is power.

MEET ANTI-ANXIETY IN A CAN

PACKED WITH CALMING INGREDIENTS

Anti-anxiety functional drink with therapeutic doses of saffron, L-theanine, and magnesium.
No sugar, no crash, no wellness theatre. Just biochemical composure in a can.

Built for burnout kids with god complexes.

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CLEAN CALM®

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BECOME INVULNERABLE

No wellness theatre. No corporate mythology. Just uncompromising execution.

  • INGREDIENTS THAT WORK

    Victorian spring water with natural minerals. Saffron extract clinically studied for ADHD. L-Theanine for focus. Magnesium for tension. Not mythology—science.

  • FUTURE-CONSCIOUS

    Infinitely recyclable aluminum. Carbon-conscious supply chains. 1% for the Planet. Sustainability isn't marketing—it's baseline.

  • SELF-FUNDED SOVEREIGNTY

    No investors. No board meetings. No dilution of conviction. We answer to the product, the planet, and the people who drink it. That's it.

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  • INFINITELY RECYCLABLE

    Aluminium recycles endlessly. Back on shelves in 60 days, not centuries. We use aluminium cans because the planet deserves what actually comes back. Return in VIC & NSW for 10c.

  • GIVING BACK

    1% of revenue goes to water access projects through 1% for the Planet. Every can sold funds clean water infrastructure. Simple math: more sales, more wells, more access.